A soft, lightweight crewneck tee printed with bold, straightforward lettering: “DYSFUNCTIONAL VETERAN — LEAVE ME ALONE.” The muted black print sits cleanly on a natural-white background, giving it a low-key, lived-in look that reads honest and unapologetic. Wear it for quiet days at home, quick errands, or when you want to signal boundaries without words. The fabric feels smooth against the skin, the collar keeps its shape, and the tear-away label removes irritation — all small comforts that matter when you’re tired of fuss. This shirt belongs in the closet of someone who values comfort, clarity, and a bit of wry defiance. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable wear - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth fit - Ribbed collar with shoulder twill tape — shape retention and added durability - DTG/DTF printed graphics — crisp, long-lasting text on chest and sleeves - Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified materials — itch-free and safety-tested Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors