This lightweight crew neck tee brings a dry, playful sense of humor to quiet weekend routines. A tiny opossum illustration peeks from the hem under the simple two-line schedule — “Avoid problems • Become one.” — nodding to gentle mischief and the small rebellions of everyday life. The soft, breathable cotton and clean fit make it an easy layer for slow mornings, errands, or low-key hangs. Wear it with jeans and sneakers when you want your outfit to do the talking without saying too much. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²). - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth silhouette. - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching. - Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety. - DTG/DTF printing options for crisp sleeve and body artwork; meets EU safety and compliance standards. Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors